Vanity Fair Oscars Highlights

How did you get this gig, I love it.

Nice to meet you. Paul.

You're more like my Oscar.

You're like my big tall gold man.

Welcome to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party Live.

[Julia] So how are you guys feeling,

your first time doing the Vanity Fair Oscars carpet?

How are you guys feeling right now?

Crazy!

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[Brittany] Let's talk about the party.

Brittany, talk about it.

I'll talk about it.

[Ashley] Have you been to this party before?

[Brittany] Never in my life.

[Ashley] Oh, it's so much fun.

The first year I came, I think it was like 1998

with Jake Gillenhall's my date.

Amazing.

No one had heard of him, thanks Jake.

You put him on the map.

Right, right, right.

And they don't say that a lot.

Yeah, no, no, they don't.

I have no plans tonight because I think the plans

spoil the fun.

Yep, let the wind take you.

Exactly, I think the whole point of the party

is not have plans.

I love it.

Please. Let go.

Let go. Let go, enjoy.

Enjoy the moment. Let go.

Live in the moment, let's be present tonight.

Yes, let's be present.

We were gonna dance together.

Present tonight, please?

Yes. Okay.

Are you excited to dance on the dance floor?

Duh, of course.

What move she gonna do? I'm about to tear it down.

About to break it down.

I'll do a back flip?

Yeah, please, I wanna see that.

What are you gonna pull out?

Every move in the book, every move.

[Quenlin] One word to describe what happened

the last time you guys had too many martinis?

[Jake] Three, two, one.

Tears. Dark.

Look at each other.

One word to describe your friendship?

3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1.

Endless. Valuable.

Should we play the game?

Yeah.

3, 2, 1, help. 3, 2, 1, help!

Wow, Rachel Sennot!

Yes you guys, you crushed that.

I watched you live over here.

I was trying to make eye contact in the craziest way.

I know, I felt it. Babe, I felt it.

I felt it. I felt it too.

I was like, she's so powerful, it's baking my skin.

Can I tell you something crazy you guys?

Yeah.

Earlier tonight a bee flew into my dress and stung me.

I'm not kidding you.

It's good luck. Where?

It's good luck. In my breast.

You're so sweet.

In between my breasts. It means you're so sweet.

I'm not kidding you.

Brittany!

I'm about 5 ft 8, beautiful blue eyes,

small lips, but they balance my face.

Size 11 shoe.

I am based in Los Angeles

and I'll be reading for the part

of Brittany Broski on the Vanity Fair Oscar party carpet.

[Nikki] But you're gonna be at the party, right?

Yeah, I'll be in there.

Okay, good. Gimme about more hours.

You just started. You got a lot

Y'all are my number one. of people to work through.

Oh my God. Thank you.

How are you feeling?

I feel great.

I feel very like communal right now.

You're ready.

You should see my hole, sorry, Vanity Fair.

Look who I found, It's Troy Sivane.

Hey, what's up y'all?

Oh my God, Troy, you look gag.

Do you mind me saying that?

I look gag?

Gag.

Thank you.

[Brittany] What'd you drink

when you were like young and dirty?

Oh, sacks of wine.

Like bags of wine. Bags.

And we call it a goon sack

and you'd slap the bag and like.

What did you call me?

Hey, the original mother.

Who's your favorite kid right now?

My favorite child? Yes.

It's different every day.

[Jake] I know.

But I think it's a, I don't know.

I can't even answer it.

You know. You got me all flustered.

[Jake] I saw you like I saw you think about it.

You see the glint in my eye?

Yeah, we know who it is.

I can't, I can't. Kylie.

Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.

Nice to meet you.

We just spoke to your incredible CoStar, Sarah.

Oh, he's so hot.

Oh my god.

I know, he's so hot. Oh my God.

Brittany Broski and your middle name, wait don't tell me.

Tell me the first initial of your middle name.

A.

Anna.

Not even close, Jeff.

[Hailey] How are you?

Look at us, look at us. Look at us.

Hello, we got the memo. Oh my god.

You're pulling glasses.

Oh, shut the-

And now you're killing shit.

Do you like this?

Yeah. Okay.

[Jake] I'm not even just saying this

because we're friends.

This is my favorite guy look of the night tonight.

[Actor] Really?

What sort of party goer are you when you're inside?

Are you on the wall?

Are you drinking, dancing?

No, no, no, no, I am like flitting around

like a little butterfly

talking to a million people having a drink.

The girls are definitely not letting each other breathe.

We're getting one look after another.

A moment For the fit, a moment for the fit, damn.

Who are you wearing?

I'm wearing Calvin Klein.

Wow. Wow.

It's so chic like and also the last name pigeon.

Pigeons are the chicest bird you could get.

You think. Babe?

I wanna buy a pigeon. Do you think that?

Yes, yes. Let's run that back.

Pigeon or the dove?

No, yeah chic. True, true.

So dropped out, so this is all Chanel?

All Chanel. All Chanel.

All Chanel. Oh, you look amazing.

Thank you.

Tom Blunt.

It's nice to meet you in the flesh.

That's what I have spoken about you on my podcast

in ways that I'm a bit humiliated about.

I've heard the rumors.

Yeah. But yeah.

Okay, let me just cut to the chase, Mark.

Yeah, what's up?

How do I get a cover?

So I'm a liar too. Yeah.

I'm lying all night. Yeah.

You look gorgeous, come on.

Love the broach.

[Quenlin yells]

[Quenlin] Your mother must be proud of you.

I feel like I am in a tornado.

Let's take a look at who's arriving now.

I've got absolutely no responsibilities here whatsoever.

I'm surprised they even let us in, big TV folk

at a movie event. They're gonna make you work.

Security needs some more attending.

That might be your job in a minute.

Just for all time's sake, gimme Drew.

I am dressed like a literal Oscar and it's so amazing.

And I love you so much.

Babe. Drew, I love you so much.

Drew, this is my friend Quen.

For that impression. Hey Quen.

Oh my God, thank you so much.

Best impression of the night.

Pow, pow, pow. Chloe Fineman.

Got to get my Jessie Buckley in.

There's a lot. Oh, do a Jessie.

Do a Jessie.

For mothers for all the moms out there.

That was sick.

Wow. That was sick.

As the first Latina to headline Coachella,

can you give us a sneak peek into the outfits?

Into the stage?

Okay, they always ask for the secrets

that I don't want to reveal for.

Are you gonna be there?

Yeah, I'll be there.

Ah, if you're gonna be there.

Just so she says she's gonna be there.

So now I don't have secrets to reveal this night.

That's who I am for Halloween.

You're gonna be a kid from weapons.

I appreciate it, I appreciate it.

You know, you and me could do

like an Aunt Gladys kind of kid Alex thing.

Who's, who no, I mean, I think, yeah.

Who do you mean, who's who?

Okay, okay.

[Brittany] I'm literally having the time

of my life over here.

I feel like a family dog being spoiled

on its last day on Earth, Conan O'Brien.

Hey, how are you?

I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for having us.

Thanks for- This is lovely.

And this is my wife Liza.

Hi Liza, thank you for joining us.

Who had to put up with maybe four months of me

trying bits and jokes out on her at like two in the morning.

How did the marriage last?

We'll see.

[everyone chuckles]

[Brittany] In Toy Story 5 you'll be playing a toy

that teaches children how to use the potty.

That's right.

Is this where we've landed with your career

after the Oscars, Post Oscars?

Yes.

What music would you be playing if you were the DJ?

I'm into the hard rock, baby.

Ooh.

Well I would do Metallica of course.

Yeah. And I'll do some ACDC,

which are my favorite. Little thunder struck.

Of course, and then just to take it easy

to go to sleep, I will do just Motorhead.

[Brittany chuckles]

I go like. It's like brown noise.

Quen, I'm like watching y'all and I'm just like,

I can't believe that they're real.

Please get this.

Have you seen a girl looking like me?

Have you seen a boy looking like he?

Sometimes y'all are like little cartoon characters

in my head.

You know what I mean?

It's been a night. It's been a night.

We've had so much fun.

We wish we could do it forever, I need-

Shut up Jake.

Can we all just tell Jake to shut up for a little bit?

I'm kidding, mwa.

[both yells]

I almost kissed him.

We hope you enjoyed this journey with us.

And if not, I know we're gonna hear about it in the comments

and that's the beautiful part of the internet.

[All] Good night everyone!

[hosts cheers]

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